put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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