Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I party with great urgency now.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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