Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I don't deserve a penis
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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