I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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