I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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