chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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