I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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