I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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