I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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