Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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