Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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