You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
