did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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