next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
