we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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