I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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