Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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