Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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