hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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