im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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