at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
A+ Viking dick
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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