Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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