She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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