Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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