no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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