Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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