Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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I need you to use more vowels.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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