How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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