Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
so much tequila, so little girl.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
