I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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