did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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