dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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