i jhust puked up my retainher.
id be glad to
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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