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(773): View more from Illinois

I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.

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(425): View more from Washington

I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.

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(631): View more from New York

I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet

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(847): View more from Illinois

If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think

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(623): View more from Arizona

I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.

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(804): View more from Virginia

That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.

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