Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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