We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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