i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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