oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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