did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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