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(516): View more from New York

Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg

(410): View more from Maryland

Omg suz!! take the unibrow off

(516): View more from New York

No! im just getting hammered instead

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(708): View more from Illinois

Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes

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(631): View more from New York

I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?

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(404): View more from Georgia

I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.

(404): View more from Georgia

First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it

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