She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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