I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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