chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
No...this little piggys going to the bar
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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