so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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