I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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