Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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