awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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