I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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