can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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