love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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