you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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