the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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