Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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