If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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