i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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