She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Randomize
