Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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